Looking for a free time travel comedy on Kindle that blends Victorian wit, Martian mischief, and a palace full of Greek gods with attitude? The Time Palace of Mars by Bruce Macfarlane from The Time Travel Diaries of James Urquhart and his Victorian companion, Elizabeth Bicester.is now FREE on KDP — and it’s not your average sci-fi romp. Expect canals on Mars, statues that flirt back, and a time-travelling couple with more unresolved tension than your Wi-Fi. Whether you’re a fan of H.G. Wells, Monty Python, or just want to know what happens when a car wash opens a portal to another planet, this one’s for you.
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Meet James and Elizabeth.
He’s a science lecturer from 2015. She’s a whip-smart Victorian lady with opinions on underwear (and time travel etiquette). Together, they accidentally take a wrong turn at the car wash and land on Mars.
Mars. With canals. And breathable air. And gods from Olympus complaining about existential dread.
Honestly, it gets weirder from there.
Featuring:
- 🛸 Martians who behave like mischievous angels with wings
- ⏳ A palace where time has politely excused itself
- 🪐 A South London–accented Aries with very little regard for modesty
- 📱 A phone that now tells time using planetary alignment (good luck scheduling meetings)
- 🏰 What’s a fully operational 14th-century French castle doing on Mars?
- ⏳ How do you escape a palace that doesn’t follow the rules of time?
- 🤨 And, most baffling of all… what’s Elizabeth’s Uncle Willoughby up to in Bognor?
Get it now while it’s FREE on AMAZON.
Because honestly, who wouldn’t want to visit a Martian palace built by 14th-century French peasants?